The standard setter

Hello one and all, this is the first blog of Thomas Jacob Graham Watson, aka...Tom...or pretty much anything else one can think of at this moment in time. I consider this first blog to set the standard for all others to follow, hence the name. Being new to blogging and all i don't really know what to write about, so here goes.

I'm an employee of British Sugar, although this happy time is to come to an end soon as the end of the 'campaign' draws near. This is nothing military based, as the name may suggest, although we do wage war on heathen sugar beat...mainly by chopping the tops off to be honest, nothing nuclear or otherwise untoward occurs...although the other day I did give my good friend Sam a fair biff on the head with a Sugar Beat i launched across the room at him...I'm not going to lie, i was scared for his life for a few days. Other than the that the most interesting things involve winding up other people, and me being offered someones feet to suck on!

Today has been a fairly normal day if truth be told, I have been to work, hidden some lettuce in a microwave, been sprayed in the face with a hose, had a webcam chat ( in which nothing untoward was shown! ) and had a few bevvies (under who's influence i write this blog). Oh actually I have also been turned down for a dinner engagement with a friend, although this was not entirely unexpected I had rather hoped to have a lovely bit of tea with said friend.

It's rather late now, as I'm sure those of you who can tell the time will see, and I have yet to decide the course of my night, although bed will not be too late as I'm going to the pub and then going bowling with some friends tomorrow (the aforementioned Sam, Marcu and James, alll of whom friends from work). The options are a bit of Ross Noble, an episode of Gavin and Stacey (definately the one when Bryn and Smithy work out in Bryn's gym), The Mighty Boosh Documentary, or continue re-reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I hope these options give you an insight into Tom, the person, (which would probably be chapter one in my autobiography, should I ever be given such circumstance to write such an account of my life), more shall follow.

Until then, Much love and peace

Tom

xxxx